went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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