what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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