On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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