how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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