The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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