it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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