Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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