even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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