Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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