Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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