I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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