that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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