Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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