The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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