Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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