so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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