I just threw up on my dentist
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Randomize
