The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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