you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Can I color on your dick again?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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