Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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