these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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