Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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