No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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