I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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