You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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