Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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