...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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