I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Randomize
