Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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