Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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