wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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