I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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