The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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