I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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