Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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