you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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