He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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