I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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