they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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