She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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