I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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