No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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