She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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