Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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