just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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