No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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