i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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