is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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