the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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