This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
