Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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