she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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