well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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